A big old slice of 70's cheese right here.

"DuckDraper" (jjkiger93gmailcom) 11/08/2014 at 19:44 • Filed to: 1970s

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Simpler times then. When all a man needed was his van, his mural, his C/B and probably cocaine.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > DuckDraper 11/08/2014 at 20:42

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Also some roofies, rope, and a shovel.

DuckDraper > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/08/2014 at 20:45

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Wrong kind of van man.

lone_liberal > DuckDraper 11/08/2014 at 20:49

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History lesson: Cocaine was the drug of choice for yuppies (young urban professionals) like lawyers. It was very expensive. Van driving dudes were all about the weed.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > DuckDraper 11/08/2014 at 21:20

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Good point. A buddy of mine just bought an ex school bus to convert into an RV, I made a sign for the side that said "FREE CANDY AND NAPS."

DuckDraper > lone_liberal 11/08/2014 at 21:20

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Nothing wrong with that!

DuckDraper > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/08/2014 at 21:21

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And I bet the cops love it haha.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > DuckDraper 11/08/2014 at 21:23

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They will once it's on the road. His neighbors hate it, but he's been decreasing their property values with crazy inventions (propane powered potato cannon) for years.

DuckDraper > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 11/08/2014 at 22:53

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okay hold the phone... this thing sounds awesome!

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > DuckDraper 11/09/2014 at 07:35

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The potato cannon was insane, and he totally misjudged how far it would shoot. Set it off in a field expecting it to go maybe 100 feet, but it cleared the tree line and we have no idea where it ended up. Around that time he also built a 60mph riding lawn mower. He's a legit crazy person, but he's also one of the smartest people I know.